"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
for more information visit:http://www.great-quotes.com/funny_quotes.htm
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